May 2013
selmabouvier:
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
zackisontumblr:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
im slowly unlearning how to english
maliciousmelons:
i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
